So I Must Preface This...

...by pointing out that I grew in Kansas, so I have first-hand experience with people judging others unfairly simply because of where they are from. This is not one of those times.

Oklahoma Lawmaker Proposes Rooster Boxing

Not cockfighting--the inhumane bloodsport banned in 48 states--cockboxing. Putting little boxing gloves on chickens. The state senator's proposal would also include the use of custom-made, touch-sensitive, electronic vests on the chickens to track scoring.

You can't make this stuff up.