From the Department of "Freedom Ain't Free"

Apparently in the future, Freedom of Speech can be expected to cost about Five Hundred G's...Check out this article from the LA Times.

Oh, and in a related story, newly appointed Attorney General Roberto Gonzalez officially declared the Bill of Rights--like the Geneva Convention--to be "quaint." (Oh lighten up people. I'm kidding.For now...)

Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, good-bye...Take a nice, long, last look people...