I'm George W. Bush, and I Approved this Message

U.S. Report Lists Possibilities for Terrorist Attacks and Likely Toll
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Dearest Osama,

I heard you were having trouble coming up with new ways to scare us here in America, so I've taken the liberty of coming up with a few ideas. Let me know if you need any more. Karl and Paul tell me they got a million of 'em.

With Love,

George

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Hey America,

Terrorists are gonna destroy us all! You're all gonna die! Die I tell ya! Ahhhhahahah!

Gotcha Again,

George

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